Script of the Rozen Maiden Traeumend Drama CD (LHCA-5030) Translated into English by Unyuunymous (http://www.rozen-unyu.net/). April 2, 2006 TRACK 1 - OPENING THEME SONG TRACK 2 - "ILLNESS - PART 1": [ 0:00] [Music starts.] [ 0:01] [Approaching footsteps.] [ 0:02] Nori: Sorry to keep you waiting, everybody~! Breakfast is ready~! [ 0:06] Hinaichigo: Yaay! Flower-shaped fried eggs, sunny-side up! [ 0:11] Suiseiseki: Thanks for the food ~desu! [ 0:13] Shinku: Nori, the tea is lukewarm again today. Remake it. [ 0:17] Nori: Ooh... I'm sorry... [ 0:18] [Music stops.] [ 0:21] [Door opens.] [ 0:22] Jun: Good morning... [ 0:23] Hinaichigo: Ah! Jun! Good morning ~na no! [ 0:26] Nori: Oh dear, what's the matter? You seem unwell, somehow... [ 0:30] Jun: Just a bit of a cold... [ 0:32] [Music starts.] [ 0:33] Nori: Oh my god! Do you need some medicine?! Do you want something to eat?! Ohh, what should I do?! [ 0:40] Hinaichigo: Nooo! Jun's gonna die! [ 0:42] Suiseiseki: Th... Th-th-th-there's no way you could die that easily ~desu! It's because you always study until so late at night that this kind of thing happens to you! "As you reap, so shall you sow" ~desu! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! [ 0:56] Shinku: Suiseiseki. You're holding your fork upside-down. [ 0:59] Suiseiseki: Ooh... [ 1:01] [Music stops.] [ 1:02] Shinku: Calm down, everyone. Honestly, what a negligent servant, to shirk his duties so. [ 1:08] Jun: S-shut up... [ 1:11] Nori: What should we do? Would it be better for you to go to the hospital? [ 1:14] Jun: You don't have to make such a big deal out of it. I'm gonna take some medicine and then rest. [ 1:18] Nori: But... [ 1:19] Jun: More importantly, don't you have a lacrosse match today? You're gonna be late. [ 1:24] Nori: Jun-kun... [ 1:27] [Door opens.] [ 1:27] Nori: I'll go, then, but... Everyone, please take care of Jun-kun, OK? [ 1:33] Shinku: I have no choice. [ 1:34] Suiseiseki: Just leave it to me ~desu! [ 1:36] Hinaichigo: Hina will do her best, too! [ 1:39] Nori: Well then, please do. [ 1:41] Dolls: Goodbye~! [ 1:43] [Door closes. Music begins.] [ 1:44] Shinku: Suiseiseki, Hinaichigo. As I'm sure you all realize, this is a problem for us all. [ 1:51] Suiseiseki: You don't have to tell me that ~desu! The puny human is a Medium to all of us! [ 1:56] Hinaichigo: I want him to get better fast! [ 1:59] Shinku: Yes. Let's go, then. [ 2:02] Dolls: Yeah! [ 2:03] [Music stops.] ... [ 2:05] Jun: Ugh... Oh, man... I've got to get over this before it gets really bad... [ 2:11] [Door opens. Approaching footsteps.] [ 2:13] Shinku: Jun, how are you doing? [ 2:16] Jun: Fair, I guess. I think I've got a bit of a fever. [ 2:21] Hinaichigo: Nooo! Pull yourself together, Jun! [ 2:25] Jun: Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a common cold, so it'll get better after I sleep. [ 2:29] Shinku: Nevertheless, a sick person is a sick person. Though I do not wish it, as an exception this day only, I will do whatever you tell me to do. [ 2:38] Jun: Eh? [ 2:39] Hinaichigo: [Giggle.] TO make you get better fast, we're gonna take good care of you! [ 2:45] Suiseiseki: I really don't want to do this kind of thing, but I have no choice, so I'll nurse you back to health. Come on, tell me anything you want me to do and I'll do it ~desu! [ 2:55] Jun: A-anything? [ 2:57] [Trill.] [ 2:57] Suiseiseki: Of course! Don't hold back! Come on, come on! [ 3:03] Jun: Then... [ 3:04] Dolls: Yes? Yes? [ 3:06] Jun: ... Please leave me alone. I want to sleep. [ 3:10] Hinaichigo: D'oh! [ 3:12] Suiseiseki: What a thing to say! Having an attitude like that towards others who are trying to be humble?! Just who do you think you are?! [Screech.] [ 3:24] [Bonk.] [ 3:24] Jun: O-ow...! S... stop it! [ 3:27] Suiseiseki: Shut up! Toy with my sincerity, will you?! I won't forgive you any longer ~desu! [ 3:34] Jun: Ow ow... I-I'm sorry, OK?! But right now, there's really nothing you can- oof! [ 3:39] [Music stops.] [ 3:42] Suiseiseki: Oh? [ 3:43] Hinaichigo: He fell unconscious. [ 3:45] Shinku: Oh my goodness! Jun? [Approaching footsteps.] Pull yourself together, Jun! [ 3:49] Jun: Uhh... My fever... Suddenly I feel dizzy... [ 3:54] Suiseiseki: Do... [ 3:54] [Music starts.] [ 3:55] Suiseiseki: D-d-d-don't die ~desu! [Slap.] Open your eyes ~desu! [Slap.] If you fall asleep, you'll die ~desu! [Slap slap.] [ 3:59] Hinaichigo: Nooo! [ 4:00] Shinku: Calm down, everyone! Suiseiseki, first we need to cool Jun off. [ 4:04] Suiseiseki: I-I understand ~desu. SUI-DREAM! [ 4:07] [Splash.] [ 4:09] Jun: [Strangled scream.] [ 4:10] Shinku: You're overdoing it! Hinaichigo, warm him up. [ 4:13] Hinaichigo: R-roger ~na no! Um um, warm, warm... There! [ 4:20] [Bonk.] [ 4:20] Jun: Wah-! [ 4:21] Hinaichigo: Cushions, and stuffed animals, and...! There...! [ 4:26] Jun: St...! [ 4:28] Hinaichigo: There! [ 4:28] [Bonk.] [ 4:29] Jun: S-stop-! [ 4:30] Hinaichigo: There~! [ 4:30] [Bonk.] [ 4:31] Jun: Oof... [ 4:32] Shinku: Stop it, Hinaichigo! [ 4:33] [Music stops.] [ 4:33] Hinaichigo: Hweh? [ 4:34] Jun: Oof... I can't breathe... [ 4:38] [Footsteps.] [ 4:40] Shinku: Jun. Pull yourself together. [ 4:43] Jun: [Sigh.] I'm saved. [ 4:46] Shinku: Honestly... The both of you are so useless. [ 4:50] Suiseiseki: W-what are you talking about ~desu?! You're not doing anything yourself, are you, other than self-importantly ordering people around! [ 4:56] [Music starts.] [ 4:57] Shinku: What did you just say? [ 4:58] Suiseiseki: You got a problem with that?! [ 4:59] Hinaichigo: Don't! Fighting is a no-no! [ 5:02] Shinku: Stay out of this. [ 5:03] Suiseiseki: That's right! And anyway, Shinku, you act too much like the high-and-mighty senpai just because you came to this house a little bit earlier! Just who do you think you are?! [ 5:12] Shinku: Oh my, so you intend to try and cover up your mistakes by criticizing others? How pathetic. [ 5:17] Suiseiseki: N-now you've said it! I won't forgive you anymore ~desu! We'll settle this right here ~desu! [ 5:24] Shinku: That's just fine with me. [ 5:25] Jun: Y-you guys! [ 5:27] [Music stops.] [ 5:27] Souseiseki: Ah-! Look out! [ 5:28] [Zoom.] [ 5:29] Jun: Huh? Aagh-! [ 5:30] [Crash.] [ 5:33] Souseiseki: [Sigh.] It finally stopped! I was just looking aside for a second, and then I was unable to stop it... [ 5:39] Jun: Ugh... [ 5:41] Shinku: Jun! [ 5:42] [Music starts.] [ 5:42] Souseiseki: Huh? [ 5:43] Hinaichigo: Jun... Jun is dead! [ 5:46] Souseiseki: Eh?! [ 5:48] Suiseiseki: Souseiseki! How dare you... How dare you do this?! Even as your twin, I won't forgive you ~desu! [ 5:56] Souseiseki: C-calm down, everyone! I don't have the slightest idea what's going on, but... [ 6:00] Hinaichigo: [Crying.] Jun is dead, and it's Souseiseki's fault! [ 6:06] [Music stops.] [ 6:07] Jun: Ngh... Uhh... I-I'm not dead yet... But as for you guys...! [ 6:14] Dolls: Eh? [ 6:15] Jun: All of you, GET THE HELL OUT!! [ 6:19] [Door opens.] [ 6:19] Dolls: [Scream.] [ 6:21] [Trill.] ... [ 6:24] Souseiseki: I see. So Jun-kun caught a cold. [ 6:28] Shinku: He's been having a tough time of it since this morning. [ 6:30] Souseiseki: They say a cold is the source of all illness. If you think about it in simple terms, it's an awful thing. [ 6:36] Suiseiseki: D-don't say strange things like that ~desu! [ 6:39] Souseiseki: But it's the truth. He's got to get over this fast. [ 6:42] Shinku: But you saw what happened before. Even though we said we would nurse him, we were refused. [ 6:48] Suiseiseki: "GET THE HELL OUT!!" was just too much! We were just trying to be considerate of Jun! Right? [ 6:55] Souseiseki: But I think it's unavoidable that he'd get angry when you make such a ruckus in front of him. So next time, how about caring for him one-by-one, in shifts? [ 7:05] Hinaichigo: One-by-one? [ 7:06] [Trill. Music starts.] [ 7:07] Suiseiseki: I see ~desu! If we do that, maybe he wouldn't get angry ~desu! [ 7:11] Shinku: That sounds good. Let's proceed with that. [ 7:13] Hinaichigo: Then, Hina will be first! [ 7:16] Suiseiseki: How do you figure that ~desu?! Naturally, Suiseiseki deserves to have the top spot ~desu! [ 7:21] Souseiseki: Y-yes? [ 7:22] Hinaichigo: Then, then, let's all do rock-paper-scissors! [ 7:25] Suiseiseki: Fine with me! [ 7:28] Dolls: Rock... paper... scissors! [ 7:31] [Music stops.] ... [ 7:33] Jun: [Sigh.] Man, am I beat. Those guys just don't understand how to be discreet... [ 7:41] [Knock.] [ 7:42] Jun: Yeah? [ 7:43] [Door opens.] [ 7:44] Hinaichigo: Jun? Um, uh, I'm sorry about before ~na no. [ 7:51] Jun: Mm... That's OK. So, did you want something? [ 7:56] Hinaichigo: Well you see, we were all talking, and we decided to take care of you in shifts. And Hina was first! [ 8:05] Jun: Huh? [ 8:06] Hinaichigo: Hina will do anything you want, so just say anything! [ 8:10] Jun: T-that's OK, you don't especially have to do anything. [ 8:13] Hinaichigo: Unyuu... That's no good. I want to do something for you! [ 8:18] Jun: Even if you say so... Anyway, right now I want to sleep. [ 8:24] Hinaichigo: Ah! Then Hina will sing you a lullaby! I'm gonna keep singing until you fall asleep! [ 8:31] [Music starts.] [ 8:31] Jun: Eh?! No, please don't do that! [ 8:34] Hinaichigo: It's OK, it's OK! [Singing:] Sleep, sleep peacefully little boys and girls~! [ 8:49] Jun: I'm telling you... [ 8:52] Hinaichigo: [Singing:] Jun is a good boy~... [Yawn.] Sleep... sleep... slee... p... [ 9:14] [Thump.] [ 9:16] Jun: Hm? What happened? [ 9:18] [Music stops. Door opens.] [ 9:19] Suiseiseki: [Footsteps.] Hey, Hinaichigo! How long do you intend to take?! Hurry up and change shifts ~desu! [ 9:24] Hinaichigo: [Snore.] [ 9:28] Suiseiseki: O-oh? [ 9:30] Jun: She insisted on Singing a lullaby, and ended up falling asleep herself. What did she even come in here for? [ 9:36] Suiseiseki: Honestly, she's such a useless one! After all, Suiseiseki's the only one you can depend on! Come on, as an exception just for today, don't hold back and tell me whatever it is that you want me to do ~desu! [ 9:48] Jun: So you say, but you're plotting something again, aren't you? [ 9:52] [Music starts.] [ 9:52] Suiseiseki: Ha...! How dare you speak to me that way! And after I said that I would take care of yoU! [ 9:59] Jun: Eh? [10:00] Suiseiseki: N... N-n-n-not that I particularly care what happens to you! B... but but, for you to be struck down like this, it would just be sad, it would cause trouble and stuff... A-anyway, it would be a problem for you to be struck down ~desu! So take it easy and care for your health, you bastard ~desu! [10:20] Jun: A-all right. I'm sorry that I doubted you. [10:23] Suiseiseki: Y-yes... Just so long as you understand. [10:27] Jun: It's just so unusual, though, for you to be taking such good care of me.\ [10:33] Suiseiseki: Wha...! W-w-w-w... What are you talking about?! I told you, I'm making an exception just for today! Don't get so full of yourself ~desu! [10:44] [Bonk.] [10:44] Jun: Eh-! What the heck are you doing, you violent doll?! [10:49] Suiseiseki: Grr...! I changed my mind ~desu! Hurry up and die, you wimp ~desu! [10:56] Hinaichigo: Weh? Is it snack time? [11:00] Suiseiseki: Hinaichigo, you're leaving with us ~desu. [11:02] Hinaichigo: Hweh? [11:04] Suiseiseki: Hmph! [11:05] [Door slams. Music stops.] [11:06] Jun: Uhh... What's with those guys? [11:10] [Trill.] ... [11:12] [Clink.] [11:12] Shinku: And so you came back at that point? I see you're as rash as ever. [11:16] Suiseiseki: S... S-shut up ~desu! That loser can just die right now for all I care! [11:22] Souseiseki: You're being dishonest with your own feelings. [11:24] [Bang.] [11:24] Suiseiseki: Did you say something?! [11:25] Souseiseki: No, not in particular. Um, wasn't it your turn next, Shinku? [11:30] Shinku: Never mind me. Jun has been angered enough already. Also... [11:36] Souseiseki: Also? [11:39] Shinku: Also, a servant of mine ought to be capable of overcoming something like this on his own. [11:44] Souseiseki: [Sigh.] Everyone's so dishonest with their own feelings. [Chuckle.] TRACK 3 - "ILLNESS - PART 2": [ 0:00] [Trill.] [ 0:02] Jun: [Sigh.] Quiet at last. Please, behave yourselves at a time like this! ... Now I think of it, I think this is the first time it's been this quiet since those guys came here. ... Feels kinda weird. Isn't the next one gonna come? [ 0:27] Suigintou: Oh my~, are you ill today~? [ 0:31] Jun: [Grunt.] [ 0:32] [Swoop. Music starts.] [ 0:33] Suigintou: [Giggle.] Hello~! [ 0:37] Jun: Suigintou! You're alive?! [ 0:42] Suigintou: Oh my, what a scary face~! [Giggle.] In that condition, you couldn't fight even if you wanted to, could you? With her Medium having come to this, it's all over for Shinku, isn't it~? [ 0:53] Jun: What?! [ 0:55] Suigintou: Relax. I didn't particularly come here today in order to fight. [ 1:00] Jun: Eh? Then, what the heck did you come here for? [ 1:03] Sugintou: Let's see~... [Giggle.] Shall we say, just on a whim~? [ 1:10] Jun: What do you mean by that? [ 1:12] Suigintou: But, you look so stupid~. Humans are truly such weak creatures, arent' they? They all get ill... [ 1:20] Jun: "All"? [ 1:23] Suigintou: ... Just talking to myself. More importantly... [ 1:27] Jun: Eh? [ 1:29] [Music stops.] [ 1:29] Sugintou: Um... How is K... Kun-Kun...? [ 1:37] Jun: ... Hah? [ 1:39] [Music starts.] [ 1:39] Suigintou: I-I mean, I'm asking you, how is Kun-Kun doing after DVD File 8?! [ 1:45] Jun: Uh... yeah, if I recall correctly, by now they've released up to File 16, and I think he's doing as well as ever... [ 1:52] Suigintou: I see! ... Ah... I-it's not particularly as if I want to see the rest of it! W-why are you looking at me like that?! Are you trying to say that I'm crazy for Kun-Kun or something?! [ 2:04] Jun: Are you? [ 2:06] Suigintou: Ah... O-oh my, you fool~! There's no way that a proud doll of the Rozen Maidens such as myself would fall in love with the likes of a mere dog detective~! How truly... stupid...! [ 2:21] [Takes flight. Music stops.] [ 2:23] Jun: What, you're leaving? [ 2:25] Suigintou: I didn't really have any business here. But remember this. [ 2:33] [Music starts.] [ 2:33] Suigintou: The next time that I come, I'm going to take Shinku's Roza Mystica. [ 2:39] Jun: So you're going to fight again, after all? [ 2:42] Suigintou: Isn't it obvious? That is the purpose for which we were created. [ 2:47] [Takes flight.] [ 2:48] Jun: Suigintou... [ 2:51] [Music changes.] [ 2:56] [Flying sound. Swoop.] [ 3:00] Megu: Oh, Suigintou. You came to see me. [ 3:04] Suigintou: You've got nothing to do with it. [ 3:06] Megu: [Sigh.] Oh, yes. Today one of the nurses put this thing in here. It's a weird stuffed dog. [ 3:16] [Music stops.] [ 3:16] Suigintou: [Gasp.] That's...! [Trill.] Kun-Kun! [ 3:20] Megu: Eh? [ 3:21] Suigintou: [Stammers. Hums casually.] So? [ 3:27] Megu: It's like she said, you must be lonely all of the time, so I'll put this in here for you to have someone to talk to... [Chuckle.] Isn't that dumb? It's not as if I'm a child anymore, to be talking to things like stuffed animals. [ 3:47] Suigintou: Yes. [ 3:49] Megu: So I don't need this. I'm going to throw it away. [ 3:52] [Music starts.] [ 3:53] Suigintou: Wa...! W-wait! [ 3:55] Megu: Eh? [ 3:56] Suigintou: [Stammers.] I... I'll... go throw it away for you. [ 4:04] Megu: ... You will? ... Please do, then. [ 4:08] [Hands it over.] [ 4:09] Suigintou: Ahh, Kun-Kun~! [ 4:13] Megu: Suigintou...? [ 4:15] Suigintou: [Stammers.] W... well then, I just remembered something I had to do, so... [ 4:23] Megu: Yes? Bye, then. [ 4:25] [Takes flight.] [ 4:28] Suigintou: [Laughs.] Ahh, Jun-Kun~! [ 4:34] [Music stops.] ... [ 4:36] Jun: In the end, what did Suigintou come here for? These Rozen Maiden dolls are nothing but weirdos. [ 4:44] [Knock.] [ 4:45] Jun: Who is it? [ 4:46] [Door opens.] [ 4:47] Tomoe: Hello. [ 4:48] Jun: K-Kashiwaba! W-why did you come here? [ 4:52] [Door closes. Approaching footsteps.] [ 4:52] Tomoe: I had come by to bring Hinaichigo some strawberry rice cakes, when I heard that you had caught a cold and collapsed... Anyway. though, what an awful mess it is in here. [ 5:00] Jun: T-those guys did this! [ 5:02] [Clink.] [ 5:03] Tomoe: At any rate, I made you some rice gruel. And if there's anything else you need, just tell me. I'll go and buy it later. [ 5:10] Jun: T-that's OK! I'll be fine now. [ 5:13] [Trill.] [ 5:15] Hinaichigo: Jun and Tomoe have kind of a good mood going! [ 5:19] Suiseiseki: This isn't funny ~desu! She ended up doing all of the things that we were trying to do ~desu! [ 5:26] [Ominous music starts.] [ 5:26] Shinku: Tomoe... What a fearsome girl... [ 5:30] [Music stops.] [ 5:30] Souseiseki: Shinku... So you were worried too and came to spy on him... [ 5:34] Kanaria: Fufufufufufu! I see you're all together ~kashira, every-everybody! [ 5:39] Shinku: [Gasp.] That voice...! [ 5:41] [Music starts.] [ 5:42] Kanaria: Ufufu-no-fu! I don't know who first called me this, but certainly the wise and, as you know, maidenly boss of the Rozen Maidens, Kanaria-sama has appeared! [ 5:56] Shinku: [Sigh.] Not you again. [ 5:59] Suiseiseki: Would you knock it off already ~desu! [ 6:01] Souseiseki: You don't know when to quit, do you. [ 6:02] Kanaria: Uh-! Oh my, what an awful thing to say ~kashira! [ 6:06] Hinaichigo: Oooh, we're busy! We want you to go back home today! [ 6:11] Kanaria: Fufu, I know! Your Medium caught a cold and collapsed, hasn't he! [ 6:17] Shinku: [Gasp.] How do you know that? [ 6:19] Kanaria: Ohohoho! Kana knows everything ~kashira! Well, now that your Medium's knocked out, I'll destroy you guys all at once ~kashira! Say your prayers-! [ 6:30] Shinku: Holie! [ 6:31] [Zap. Fall.] [ 6:31] Kanaria: Ooh~! T-that was a cheap shot ~kashira! You should listen all the way until the end! [ 6:36] [Rush.] [ 6:36] Suiseiseki: Healthily and carefree! [ 6:39] [Splash.] [ 6:40] Kanaria: [Whine.] [ 6:42] Suiseiseki: Ha! The one who makes the first move wins ~desu! [ 6:45] Souseiseki: Kanaria, everyone's a little excitable today, so it would be better if you came back another time. [ 6:50] Kanaria: [Whine.] It's my 698th failure ~kashira! [ 6:55] [Music stops. Crash.] [ 6:57] Dolls: Ah?! [ 6:59] Barasuishou: Shinku... [ 7:00] Shinku: [Gasp.] Barasuishou! [ 7:03] [Weird noise. Music starts.] [ 7:04] Dolls: Noooo~! [ 7:10] Shinku: An N-Field... [ 7:12] Barasuishou: Let us begin... the Alice Game... [ 7:15] Suiseiseki: Don't speak to me with such impudence ~desu! I'll defeat your challenge ~desu! SUI-DREAM! [ 7:20] [Splash.] [ 7:23] Suiseiseki: [Gasp.] She deflected it ~desu! [ 7:26] Barasuishou: [Chuckle.] Weak... [ 7:28] Souseiseki: Could it be because Jun-kun's strength has fallen...?! [ 7:31] Shinku: It certainly seems that way. [ 7:33] [Tinkling sound.] [ 7:35] Laplace: Oh my, it certainly seems that the situation today is different from the usual. Will numbers triumph over strength? Or will, on the other hand, strength prevail? This interests me. [ 7:49] Souseiseki: Laplace's Demon! [ 7:50] Suiseiseki: Butt out ~desu! You meddlesome rabbit! [ 7:54] Laplace: It is said that there's nothing to gain by losing one's temper, and that haste makes waste. Here now, the one you are fighting is not I. [ 8:02] Shinku: [Gasp.] [ 8:03] [Rush. Fighting sounds.] [ 8:06] Suiseiseki: [Scream.] [ 8:09] Hinaichigo: Nooo~! There are a ton of arrows coming~! [ 8:14] Kanaria: Ahh~, I shouldn't have come today ~kashira! [ 8:18] Suiseiseki: Getting so full of yourself...! I won't forgive any more of this! SUI-DREA-! [ 8:23] Souseiseki: Wait, Suiseiseki! If you use your power, Jun-kun's body will...! [ 8:27] Suiseiseki: Ah-! [ 8:28] [Fighting.] [ 8:31] Kanaria: Nooo, Shinku, what are we going to do ~kashira?! [ 8:36] Souseiseki: At this rate, we'll all end up killed! [ 8:38] Shinku: [Gasp.] [ 8:40] Barasuishou: This should finish you...! [ 8:41] [Attack and clashing sounds.] [ 8:42] [Music stops.] [ 8:43] Dolls: [Scream.] [ 8:44] [Thump.] [ 8:47] Barasuishou: [Gasp.] What is...? [ 8:49] Shinku: [Gasp.] [ 8:49] [Music starts.] [ 8:51] Suiseiseki: [Grunt.] [ 8:54] Hinaichigo: [Grunt] ~na no! [ 8:57] Souseiseki: Shinku! Suiseiseki! Hinaichigo! [ 9:00] Laplace: Hoho~! Can you stop that attack? [ 9:05] Shinku: A Medium is not merely an energy source. He fights together with us, and his existence increases our strength. [ 9:14] Suiseiseki: Eh... Jun, too, is... fighting against his illness ~desu! [ 9:18] Hinaichigo: We've got to try our best too! [ 9:22] Suiseiseki: Souseiseki! [ 9:24] Souseiseki: Got it! [Yell.] [ 9:26] Suiseiseki: Kanaria? [ 9:27] Kanaria: IMPACT CONCERTO! [Violin playing.] [ 9:31] Barasuishou: How... How are Shinku and the others able to fight? [ 9:39] Laplace: Splendid! You have shown me a fine sight! Strong feelings overcome adversity and become a source of great power. Indeed, this is what should be called teh power of bonds. [ 9:55] Barasuishou: M... Bonds...? [10:00] Shinku: Barasuishou! [10:02] Suiseiseki: You're running away?! Hold it right there ~desu! [10:05] Laplace: Young ladies, the play is not over yet. You may amuse yourselves during the intermission. I'll be eagerly anticipating the next occasion. [10:17] Shinku: If possible, I'd rather never see you again. [10:20] Laplace: Oh, how scathing! Then, farewell. [10:25] [Tinkling noise. Music stops.] ... [10:28] [Footsteps. Door opens.] [10:31] Shinku: Jun! [10:32] Tomoe: It's you guys... [10:34] Hinaichigo: Tomoe! Is Jun OK?! [10:36] Tomoe: Yes... He suddenly felt some pain... But now he's calmed down and sleeping. [10:42] Shinku: I see... [10:43] Suiseiseki: It was because of that fighting after all... [10:47] Shinku: Tomoe... You should go home now. [10:51] Tomoe: Eh? [10:52] Shinku: We'll tend to him from this point on. This is something that we must do. [11:01] Tomoe: Shinku... ... [11:03] [Train passing by.] [11:06] Micchan: I'm home~! Kana, today I bought you the cutest little gift! [Rustling of paper bag.] Hurry up and change into... Oh? [11:15] Kanaria: Welcome home, Micchan... [11:18] Micchan: Kana, what's the matter? You seem down... [11:22] Kanaria: Yeah, a little... Say, Micchan? [11:26] Micchan: Hm? [11:27] Kanaria: Today, Kana used a little bit of power. Micchan, did you get tired at all ~kashira? [11:36] Micchan: Hmm... Certainly, the ring got hot, and a little power drained out of me, but... [11:43] Kanaria: I see... Maybe it'd be better if I didn't use so much power after all ~kashira. [11:49] Micchan: Kana... you... KANAA~! [11:53] [Glomp. Music starts.] [11:56] Kanaria: Oof-! [11:57] Micchan: [Crying.] You were concerned for me, weren't you?! How sweet of you! Oh, you're so cuuute! [Pinch.] I love, love-love, LOVE you, Kana! Now I'm never going to let you go~! [12:10] Kanaria: Nooo, Micchan, my cheeks are burning up~! [12:16] [Music stops.] ... [12:18] [Knock. Door opens.] [12:20] Nori: Shinku-chan? How is Jun-kun? [12:24] Shinku: Sleeping. His fever seems to have come down, more or less. [12:28] Nori: It ahs? Thank goodness~! [12:31] Hinaichigo: [Snoring.] [12:37] Suiseiseki: Mm... I'm gonna eat some more ~desu... [12:40] Nori: Oh my! ... Shinku-chan, isn't it about time for you to go to bed, too? [12:45] Shinku: I'm fine. I'll watch his condition a little longer. [12:50] Nori: You will? Well then, good night. [12:53] Shinku: Good night. [12:55] [Door closes.] [12:57] Jun: [Murmurs.] [13:02] Shinku: Jun... ... [13:04] [Music starts.] [13:07] Nori: Sorry to keep everyone waiting~! Breakfast is ready~! [13:12] Hinaichigo: [Yawn.] ... Is jun not feeling well again? [13:16] Suiseiseki: Honestly, after we nursed him so warmly like that...! Really, what a sickly old weakling! [13:23] Shinku: Suiseiseki, you're holding your spoon upside-down. [13:26] Suiseiseki: [Whimper.] [13:28] Jun: Good morning. [13:29] Hinaichigo: Ah! Jun! [13:31] Suiseiseki: Y-you're awake?! [13:34] Nori: Is your cold better? [13:36] Jun: Yeah, I feel fine after having a good night's sleep. [13:39] Hinaichigo: I'm so glad! I thought you were gonna die! [13:42] Jun: You're exaggerating. [13:44] Suiseiseki: Honestly, worrying us like that needlessly! From now on, take care nothing like this ever happens again ~desu! [13:51] Jun: Yeah, yeah. [13:53] Shinku: However... [13:54] Jun: Eh? [13:56] Shinku: ... I'm glad that you're well again. [13:58] Jun: Shinku... [14:00] Shinku: Nori! Get me another cup of tea. At once. [14:02] Nori: Y-yes~! [14:04] Shinku: Oh? Where is my croissant? Hinaichigo! You ate it just now, didn't yoU! [14:10] Hinaichigo: SUiseiseki's the one who ate it! [14:13] Suiseiseki: Y-y-y-you're wrong ~desu! A mysterious life-form came down from the ceiling and...! [14:17] Jun: Liar. [14:18] Suiseiseki: Ahh~! Shut up, you convalescent! [14:21] Jun: What?! [14:23] Nori: Sorry to keep you waiting~! Here's your fresh cup of tea~! TRACK 4 - ENDING THEME SONG TRACK 5 - "SUISEISEKI'S FIRST ERRAND": [ 0:00] [Music starts.] [ 0:01] Suiseiseki: "Suiseiseki's First Errand". [ 0:04] [Music stops.] ... [ 0:05] [Door opens.] [ 0:07] Suiseiseki: W-well then, I'm off ~desu. [ 0:10] Hinaichigo: Bye~! [ 0:12] Souseiseki: Are you sure you'll be OK by yourself? If it's just a letter, I'll go mail it for you. [ 0:17] Suiseiseki: N-no thanks! Mailing a letter or three is no big deal ~desu! I'm just gonna zip out and chuck it in the mailbox ~desu! [ 0:24] Shinku: Be careful, Suiseiseki. The outside world is full of danger! [ 0:28] Suiseiseki: I'll be fine! Even Hinaichigo performed this task by herself ~desu. There's no way that I, the Rozen Maiden most gifted in both intelligence and beauty, could fail ~desu! [ 0:39] [Footsteps.] [ 0:39] Suiseiseki: Well then, I'll be going ~desu! [ 0:41] [Door closes.] [ 0:42] Souseiseki: But, I wonder why she suddenly said again that she was going to go mail a letter? ... [ 0:51] [Music starts.] [ 0:52] Suiseiseki: Sneak-sneak... Sneak-sneak-sneak... T-there's no one here. [Sigh.] It's such a pain getting around without using my box to fly in ~desu. But, even that Hinaichigo was able to go outside on her own ~desu. There's no way that Suiseiseki couldn't do it ~desu! [ 1:14] [Swoop.] [ 1:15] Cat: [Hiss!] [ 1:16] Suiseiseki: Aaaah! Waaaah! [ 1:19] Cat: [Screech!] [ 1:25] Suiseiseki: Noooo! W-why should a mere cat have to screech at me so?! B-but I'm not scared ~desu. I-I'll be perfectly fine on my own ~desu. [ 1:41] [Skip.] [ 1:41] Suiseiseki: La-lalalalalala~! Ah? [ 1:43] [Car zooms by.] [ 1:45] Suiseiseki: [Yell.] [ 1:48] [Siren. Another car zooms by.] [ 1:48] Cop: You there, in the car! Stop at once! [ 1:51] Suiseiseki: W... what's that?! [ 1:54] Drunk: [Unintelligible mumbling.] [ 2:00] Suiseiseki: Eeeeeek! [ 2:02] Cat: [Snarl!] [ 2:04] Bum: Hey, come back here! You're going to be my dinner tonight! [ 2:08] Suiseiseki: Aaaaah-! I-it's just as Shinku says! The outside world is full of danger! B-but, if I go home now, it will mean that I lost to Hinaichigo ~desu. I've got to mail this letter, no matter what... O-oh? Is that...? That's it! [ 2:35] [Music stops. Rustling of bushes.] ... [ 2:37] Tomoe: [Giggle.] I wonder if Hinaichigo will be happy with these new type of strawberry rice cakes? [ 2:44] Suiseiseki: [Weird voice:] You there, human~! Wait ~desu! [ 2:49] [Music starts.] [ 2:49] Tomoe: Uh-?! W-who is it?! [ 2:52] Suiseiseki: [Weird voice:] Just now, I have put a most fearsome curse upon you! If you want to break this spell, then you must do as Sui- ah, I mean, as I say ~desu! [ 3:06] Tomoe: Curse? [ 3:08] Suiseiseki: [Weird voice:] Go and mail this at once ~desu! [ 3:11] [Rustle.] [ 3:12] Tomoe: A letter? [ 3:14] Suiseiseki: [Weird voice:] Do you understand? Go and chuck it in the mailbox right away ~desu! Oh-hohohohohoho! [ 3:25] [Music stops.] [ 3:26] Tomoe: What was that about? ... Oh? This letter is... [ 3:32] [Trill.] ... [ 3:34] Suiseiseki: So anyway, it was a most dreadfull adventure ~desu. But for Suiseiseki, it was a piece of cake ~desu! [ 3:40] Souseiseki: Wow, that's amazing! [ 3:43] Shinku: You're quite capable, Suiseiseki. [ 3:45] Hinaichigo: You're great! You're great! [ 3:46] Suiseiseki: Oh-hohohoho! Of course! For the flawless, impeccable, perfect Suiseiseki, nothing is impossible! [ 3:54] [Door opens.] [ 3:55] Shinku: Oh, Jun. What's the matter? [ 3:56] [Door closes.] [ 3:57] Jun: It's a letter addressed to me. Kashiwaba brought it... [ 4:01] [Music starts.] [ 4:01] Suiseiseki: Ehhhh-?! [ 4:02] Jun: It seems someone just suddenly handed her this letter and told her to go mail it, but since it was addressed to me, she brought it here directly. [ 4:12] Souseiseki: I see. So that's how it was. [ 4:15] Shinku: Some great adventure, Suiseiseki. [ 4:18] Suiseiseki: U-u-u-umm, uh, that is... [ 4:21] Jun: But who is this letter from? Hm, the return address says... [ 4:26] Suiseiseki: Daaaa-! [ 4:27] [Charge. Grab.] [ 4:28] Jun: Ow! What are you doing?! [ 4:30] Suiseiseki: Oho... oho... Oh-hohohohoho! I'll dispose of this suspicious letter ~desu! Bye ~desu! [ 4:41] [Receding footsteps.] [ 4:43] Jun: Ah... What was that about? [ 4:47] Shinku: I've no idea. ... [ 4:48] Suiseiseki: Ooh...! I may have failed this time, but next time I'm sure to make it succeed ~desu! I'll give him a letter filled with my heartfelt feelings ~desu! [ 5:01] [Music stops.] TRACK 6 - "KUN-KUN VERSUS LAPLACE'S DEMON": [ 0:00] [Music starts.] [ 0:00] Kun-Kun: "Kun-Kun versus..."! [ 0:02] Laplace: "... Laplace's Demon". [ 0:04] [Music stops.] ... [ 0:05] [Echoing footsteps.] [ 0:06] Kun-Kun: Where am I?! It's an awfully creepy place... (sniff, sniff-sniff, sniff-sniff...) Hm! I smell some kind of suspicious odor! (Sniff! Sniff-sniff-sniff!) [ 0:18] [Tinkling sound.] [ 0:20] Laplace: My my, what a rare guest. [ 0:24] Kun-Kun: Wah-! Who are you?! [ 0:27] Laplace: Enticed by a mysterious scent, this evening a clever gentleman makes an appearance, is it? [Chuckle.] How do you do. People call me "Laplace's Demon". I am most pleased to make your acquaintance, Detective Kun-Kun. [ 0:48] Kun-Kun: You know who I am?! [ 0:51] Laplace: But of course. Rumors of your exploits have run far and wide, making their way even to me. The great Detective Kun-Kun, who faces down evil completely. [Laugh.] I had always hoped to meet you someday. [ 1:12] Kun-Kun: Ahh! You don't have to go that far. You're making me blush! [ 1:17] Laplace: And yet, I don't feel as if you are a stranger to me. [ 1:22] [Music starts.] [ 1:23] Laplace: Though this is the first time we've met, I can't help but feel... as if we have known each other since long ago. [ 1:32] Kun-Kun: Me too! Especially your voice... Just hearing it somehow makes me feel happy, it's so manly and cool... It's a cool, cool, wonderful voice! [ 1:49] [Music swells.] [ 1:50] Laplace: Your own voice, itself, is overflowing with intelligence, and yet hides a kindness within... At times sharp, and at times... warm... It strums the strings of my heart. [Chuckle.] Yes... just like the finest canzone. [ 2:10] Kun-Kun: Laplace... I feel as if you and I could become good friends! [ 2:14] [Music stops.] [ 2:16] Laplace: That would be the pinnacle of honor for me. And yet... [ 2:20] [Music starts.] [ 2:20] Laplace: I'd like to get to know you better. I am afflicted by an urge to make you all mine. [ 2:33] Kun-Kun: Ehhh?! Wha... what are you-?! [ 2:37] Laplace: Don't be afraid. This is a ceremony, for times when one must leap over that difficult-to-overcome wall between strangers. One that will forge strong, passionate bonds between us. Yes... people call this, "love". [ 3:00] Kun-Kun: Ah... ah... Laplace... [ 3:06] Laplace: Kun-Kun... [ 3:07] Kun-Kun: Laplace... [ 3:09] Laplace: Kun-Kun... [ 3:11] Kun-Kun: Kun-Kun... [ 3:13] Laplace: Laplace... Ah, oops, got that backwards* ... Kun-Kun... Kun-Kun! [* Note: Kun-Kun and Laplace's Demon are played by the same voice actor.] [ 3:21] Kun-Kun: Laplace! Laplace! Ahh... ahh...! ... [ 3:33] [Music changes.] [ 3:35] Kun-Kun: Alright! All of the mysteries have been resolved! That closes the case! [ 3:41] [Music stops.] [ 3:42] Shinku: [Giggle.] As expected of Kun-Kun! Today as well, his reasoning was splendid! [ 3:47] Jun: But... don't you think Kun-Kun was somehow weird today? [ 3:52] Shinku: Eh? [ 3:52] [Music starts.] [ 3:52] Kun-Kun: If you see any kind of crimes committed around you, honeybuns, just come right to little old~... er, ahem, right to me, OK~~?* [* Note: Translated to try and reflect that Kun-Kun's voice is lapsing into Japanese speech patterns typically reserved for women or for male homosexuals.] [ 4:04] Shinku: ... Certainly his voice seems somehow, coquettish, doesn't it? [ 4:10] Jun: I wonder what happened? [ 4:12] Kun-Kun: Well then, darlings, watch again next weeKun-KU~~N! [ 4:21] [Music stops.] TRACK 7 - "THE BARASUISHOU MAKEOVER PROJECT": [ 0:00] [Music starts.] [ 0:01] Barasuishou: "The Barasuishou Makeover Project". [ 0:04] [Music stops.] [ 0:06] [Door opens.] [ 0:08] Enju: [Grunt.] [ 0:09] [Footsteps.] [ 0:10] Shirosaki: Enju. Barasuishou. Today there's something important I have to discuss with you. [ 0:16] Barasuishou: Discuss...? [ 0:18] Shirosaki: Yes. A very important discussion that will determine how things will turn out from now on. ... Enju, what do you think of Barasuishou? [ 0:27] Enju: [Grunt.] ... She's magnificent. [ 0:31] Shirosaki: Noo, if you ask me, she's got quite a ways to go. [ 0:34] [Music starts.] [ 0:34] Shirosaki: Please consider this! When placed alongside Shinku, Suiseiseki, and the others, I can't help but be dissatisfied with Barasuishou! To put it in a single word... it's her personality! [ 0:46] Barasuishou: Personality...? [ 0:47] Shirosaki: Yes! Shinku, Hinaichigo, Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Kanaria, and Suigintou... Each one of them is a doll with her own distinctive personality, whereas Barasuishou... When I compare her to them, I can't help but think that her personality is too weak! [ 1:00] Barasuishou: My personality... is weak... [ 1:02] Shirosaki: That's where my plan comes in! I've been thinking of various things that would make Barasuishou into a more individual character. I call it... [ 1:08] [Music stops. Drumroll.] [ 1:09] Shirosaki: [Echoing voice:] "The Barasuishou Makeover Project"! [ 1:14] [Zing.] [ 1:15] Enju: "The Barasuishou..." [ 1:17] Barasuishou: "... Makeover Project"...? [ 1:19] Shirosaki: Let's start first with something simple: an appeal to cuteness by adding "~nyaa" at the end of your sentences. [ 1:24] Barasuishou: ... I am the seventh doll of the Rozen Maidens, Barasuishou ~nyaa. Come, let us begin the Alice Game ~nyaa. [ 1:38] Shirosaki: Good... Good, Barasuishou! Really nice. [ 1:42] Enju: [Sigh.] I don't know... [ 1:45] Shirosaki: Continuing, a cute Barasuishou who acts nicely towards everyone! [ 1:50] Barasuishou: ... Ufufufufu! How do you do! My name's Barasuishou~! It's so~ nice to meet all of you~! [ 2:00] Shirosaki: Um... [Clap.] Great! You're the best, Barasuishou! Well then, next, the serious class-representative type. [ 2:08] Barasuishou: ... Everyone, listen to what I have to say! Why must you all act so selfishly?! Didn't I say that we should begin the Alice Game?! Grr...! [ 2:21] Shirosaki: Good! That's it! You're getting the hang of this, Barasuishou! Hey, Enju, don't you have any reque-. [ 2:28] Enju: A young bride! [ 2:31] Barasuishou: ... Welcome home, my husband. Would you like to take a bath? Or would you like to eat dinner first? [Giggle.] Or... [ 2:41] Enju: [Slow, unsteady breath.] [ 2:43] [Music stops.] [ 2:44] Enju: ... Nice. [ 2:47] Shirosaki: Enju, you're quite the maniac, aren't you! [ 2:50] Enju: Then... [ 2:52] [Music starts.] [ 2:52] Enju: A girl sadly rides the swingset alone in the park at twilight. There appears the man that she longs for. However, she cannot quite bring herself to speak to him. While she dithers over what to do, he has already gone. Depressed over her lack of courage, the girl-. [ 3:14] [Music stops.] [ 3:14] Shirosaki: That situation's too detailed! [ 3:16] Enju: [Clears throat.] [ 3:18] Shirosaki: Next then, a domineering queen, who shows up wielding a whip! [ 3:22] [Whip cracks. Music starts.] [ 3:23] Barasuishou: ... Now, get down on your knees and lick the queen's shoes! Oh? What's with that defiant look~? It seems you still don't know your place, do you? [ 3:38] [Whip cracks.] [ 3:38] Shirosaki: [Scraming amid whip cracks.] Yes, my queen! Before you, I am trash! Scum! A worm! Ah-! More-! Lash me more-! [ 3:51] Enju: Shirosaki. [ 3:52] [Music stops.] [ 3:52] Shirosaki: [Incoherent gibbering amid cracks of the whip.] Ah-! M-more...! [ 3:55] Enju: Shirosaki! ... Hey! Scum! [ 3:55] Shirosaki: [Panting.] Ah... well... sorry, what can I... It's relevant to my... Uh, I'll try not to be so... [ 4:05] Enju: ... Very well... [ 4:07] Shirosaki: [Clears throat.] ... Next then, getting back on track: an innocent, younger sister-type girl. [ 4:17] [Music starts.] [ 4:17] Barasuishou: ... Big brother, call me "Bara-rin", OK? [ 4:23] Enju: Ba... Bara... RIN?! [ 4:27] Shirosaki: Moving on, a cute little girl spoiled by her father! [ 4:31] Barasuishou: ... Pa-pa! When Barasuishou grows up, she's going to become your bride! [ 4:39] Shirosaki: And next, a captivating bondage queen! [ 4:42] [Whip cracks. Music changes.] [ 4:43] Barasuishou: ... Oh-hohoho! Address me as "your majesty"! [ 4:47] Shirosaki: [Screaming amid cracks of the whip.] Ah...! Ahh-! Your... Your Majesty! [ 4:51] Enju: You just did that one a minute ago! [ 4:52] Shirosaki: Ah, sorry... I guess after all, to me, this role is just... well... [ 4:56] Enju: Enough! Let's pretend this discussion never happened. [ 4:59] Shirosaki: Ah? Eh? Enju? [ 5:01] Enju: Barasuishou is the ultimate doll that I have created! She is second to none, the ultimate bri- ... er, girl! There is no need for any unasked-for tinkering! ... Do you understand, Barasuishou? [ 5:21] [Music stops.] [ 5:23] Barasuishou: Yes... my husband...