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Track 1 - "Opening Talk From the Hot Springs Resort"


[Water gurgling.]
Suigintou: [Humming.]
Suigintou: [Sigh.] Ahh... After all's said and done, hot springs really are nice~. The views are so good, and the open-air baths are also the greatest~! It feels as if it's taking away all at once days' worth of fatigue. You do need times like this~! [Sigh.]
[Bamboo spout plonk.]
Suigintou: Still, though, I wonder what ended up happening to Megu? [Sigh.]
Megu: You called?
Suigintou: [Spluttering.]
[Splash.]
Suigintou: M-Megu?!
Megu: Nice bath, isn't it, Suigintou?
Suigintou: Yes... I mean, no! Megu, what are you doing here?!
Megu: Well, Suigintou, I'm here because I'm your Medium.
Suigintou: Huh? No... "Because I'm your Medium" isn't any kind of answer! What the hell is this...
Megu: Shall I shampoo your hair?
Suigintou: N-no thanks!
Megu: I see... That's too bad. And I thought you'd look so cute wearing a shampoo hat...
Suigintou: Wha... what are you trying to make me do?! Honestly... But, at any rate, is it all right for you to be taking a hot spring bath?
Megu: Suigintou, are you concerned about me?
Suigintou: I... I'm not particularly concerned or any-... I... Whatever might happen to you is none of my business!
Megu: [Giggle.] I'm glad. Thank you, Suigintou.
Suigintou: [Stammering.]
Megu: But it's all right. I just thought it might be nice to try it, for therapeutic purposes.
Suigintou: Therapeutic...? ... Do you have proper permission from the doctors to...?
Megu: More importantly, Suigintou, don't you think it's an amazing coincidence that this random hot spring resort that I came to was the same one that you're at?
Suigintou: C-coincidence, eh... I wonder if that's true?
Megu: Ah, but, maybe it's not coincidence, but something that was meant to be? I do feel a sense of destiny.
Suigintou: Destiny? ... E-eh... What I feel is danger...
Megu: Say, Suigintou?
Suigintou: W-what?
Megu: Wanna eat an egg?
Suigintou: Huh?! An... e-egg~?!
Megu: Yes. After all, when you think of hot springs, you think of eggs, right? Here, Suigintou.
Suigintou: E-e-e-ehh? An... e-egg...
Megu: You look so cute holding an egg, Suigintou.
Suigintou: W-wha... eh?! A-are you making fun of me?!
Megu: Oh? Perhaps you'd prefer a hot-spring bean jam bun? Or a rice cracker?
Suigintou: Th-that's not it! Please stop trying to make me out as some kind of "gluttonous character"!
Megu: Ah, I know! For Suigintou, after all, it should be pita bread. Here - some pita bread.
Suigintou: [Echoing voice:] WTF?!!
[Music starts.]
Suigintou: [Echoing voice:] "Suigintou's 'Koyoi mo Ennu~i' - Christmas Special".
...
Suigintou: How are you~? I'm Suigintou, proud first doll of the Rozen Maidens. [Sigh.] So it's begun - "Suigintou's 'Koyoi mo Ennu~i'". This program is one which I, Suigintou, host only at times when I feel like it, but the staff were saying things like "It's Christmas, so please cooperate with us," and despite it being my long-awaited time off at the hot springs they chased me all the way here... What of my privacy?! In the first place, so what if it's Christmas? Telling me to give "Service, service!" to all of the listeners spending a lonesome Christmas... Are they mistaking what program this is? Why should I have to go to all the trouble of doing something like this?! This is the third time for me, I'm telling you! Honestly, are they stupid?! [Breathing hard.] Well... for the time being... I guess I'll introduce a letter or something.
Suigintou: This letter is from Medium Name "I-It's Not As If I'm Worried About You Or Anything, Okay?"-san. Thanks. "Gin-sama, nyui nyu~i!" Nyui nyu~i. " Lately when I go out about town, it's as if things feel totally like Christmas already. To be honest, me not ever having had a girlfriend, this time of year is hard to bear." Like I care... "The stupid couples out on the streets are all acting so annoying... I hate Christmas! Gin-sama, would you give lonesome, miserable me some kind of present? At least some pity?" Huh? A present? Why should I have to give a present to "I-It's Not As If I'm Worried About You Or Anything, Okay?"?! It's so stupid that you expect me to pour out my heart to you just because it's Christmas! Listen, "I-It's Not As If I'm Worried About You Or Anything, Okay?"! You can just have yourself the most lonesome Christmas every, okay~? Or, if you find it so unbearable, I could turn you into Junk - PERMANEN-
Megu: Wait, Suigintou.
Suigintou: Eh...? M-Megu...?
Megu: That letter is from... a troll.
[Plink.]
Suigintou: Megu? When did you...? ... So, what the hell is a "troll"?
Megu: Geez, not knowing what a troll is... Suigintou, are you an airhead or what?
Suigintou: Wha-?! Airhead, you say?! Are you making fun of me?!
Megu: Anyway, saying "I'll turn you into Junk!" to such an obvious troll... You shouldn't give away those "Junk!'"s so cheaply.
Suigintou: G... give away cheaply...?
Megu: How about we forget that you ever read that letter and move on to the next one?
Suigintou: W-wait a minute, Megu!
Megu: Oh, that's right. I've got to at least introduce myself properly. [Giggle.] Good evening. I'm Suigintou's Medium, Megu Kakizaki. I'm working as this program's assistant personality, together with Suigintou. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Suigintou: ... Hey, Megu... r-really... WTF~?!!
[Music fades out.]



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